piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

unshaped:

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

(Source: tomorrowsofyesterday, via doughnot)

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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