svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via intensional)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

(Source: holybatshitrobin, via myfoxdfw)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via lubricates)

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

(via doughnot)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

(via spork)

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