oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via snorlaxatives)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

(Source: sunkern-deactivated420, via hanqed)

pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

(via myfoxdfw)

Open RP

candyredterezii:

trippinwithgamzee:

candyredterezii:

Hey

Got any grapes?

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No

We just sell lemonade

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listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.

(via damnwhatsmyurl)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(via otakv)

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