- Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
- Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
Got any grapes?
We just sell lemonade
listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.